WARNING: Viewer Discretion is Advised and NSFW
Top 10 Totally Unrealistic Sex Scenes in Movies (Mature)
Some of these sex scenes might be extremely sexy, but realistic? No way! In this countdown we take a look at the top 10 totally unrealistic sex scenes in movies! We’ve included movies with such absurd sex scenes that they’re beyond hilarious. Movies that've been included are Blue is the Warmest Color, Love Actually, Fifty Shades of Grey, Ghost, Pretty Woman, Showgirls, Shoot ‘Em Up, The Bronze, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, The Chase, Crank, and 40 Days and 40 Nights.
MsMojo's Social Media:
Get MsMojo Merchandise at http://www.watchmojo.com/store
Special thanks to our user yourbestfriend for submitting the idea on our Interactive Suggestion Tool at http://www.MsMojo.tv
WatchMojo is a leading producer of reference online video content of Top 10 Lists, Origins, Biographies, Commentary and more on Pop Culture, Celebrity, Movies, Music, TV, Film, Video Games, Politics, News, Comics, Superheroes. Your trusted authority on ranking Pop Culture.
Fifty Shades isn't a documentary so why act like it is?
Plus, Ana always had the power and could say no whenever she wanted, AND her amd Christian talked about anything they would either do or not. This happened in both the books AND in the movies, so obviously communication mattered to them and even Christian himself got upset at Ana when she wouldn't do the same for him.
I swear, you people criticize the dumbest things and never realize it.
The piano scene in Pretty Woman was not the first time they had sex and isn’t impossible I assure you.
Driving while kissing is difficult but sex while driving not so much. Done it.
Mr. And Mrs. Smith is a little far fetched, but there are couples that find arguments and violence to actually be a turn on. So that’s not unheard of.
You are so dumb, because every one can tell that most of these scene are unrealistic on purpose, to fit the context of the movie (and by the way, movies are about fiction). So if you saw the gymnastic sex and said it's unrealistic, then...
If you ever saw ‘The Accidental Tourist’, the sex scene is great and totally ridiculous in the same breath! From what I remember, Geena Davis and Jeff Goldblum are so caught up in their passion, that they have sex on, in, under and around everything in the room! Thoroughly enjoyable!
Wait, what? The winter soldier was in that smut and marvel didn't rip up his contract? It's clear that marvel has embraced moral decay and needs to be boycotted by decent parents who don't want their children corrupted by that metal arm gigolo.
Leela Amanda So, checking to make sure his Submissives weren't doing anything sketchy just means nothing to you now does it? It's not like he regretted it or something...
With what, the information? She clearly emphasized that and who knows what he did with the information after that encounter once they got together; he could've burned it for all we know. He did want to get rid of those pictures after all.
Or are you talking about the BDSM? She was curious about it and it makes sense that a virgin with no BDSM history would have absolutely no idea how to deal with this lifestyle, so of course she would feel uncomfortable with it. Plus, if you had bothered to read the book at all, Christian brought Ana some lotion for her ass and given his experiences with Submissives just decided to let her cry by herself, probably because he assumed that she would want to be alone. Don't tell me that you wouldn't...
Added to that, he apologized--probably in FSOG the novel but I don't remember--in Fifty Shades Freed for her punishment after what happened with Hyde and after she used a safe word for the first time, who was the one that un-cuffed her immediately after she said it?
Stop acting like you know what you're talking about and in-case you didn't notice, CHRISTIAN IS NEW TO THIS and obviously had no idea how to have a real relationship with anyone, especially since his last one was with a pedophile that took advantage of him when he was fifteen years old. What do you think one of the purposes of this series is for? For Ana to grow in her sexuality, and in her character, and for Christian to understand what real love is, as well as for him to change for the only woman he's ever loved in his life. It's called an erotic romance for a reason genius and both of them have to learn to grow because newflash, that's something that people need to do in the real world as well. Again, stop acting like you know what you're talking about and just shut the fuck up.
Monster Hanna he literally had files on women he dated with their bank info and sexuality stuff he shouldn’t really need to know straight away. Plus she clearly wasn’t comfortable and he didn’t comfort her after any of the bdsm which is an important part of bdsm. And that’s just to start.
Which is why the books have sold over 150 million copies worldwide, have helped a lot of people--myself included--and the movies altogether have made over a billion dollars, with E L James working on a new book and Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson having many other projects coming up.
Also, hitting someone with a belt when she asked him to qualifies as an abusive relationship?
I've watched Pretty Woman many times. I never got the impression they had sex on the piano. Richard never even unzipped himself. It just looked like some groping and foreplay. "Edward" & "Vivian" no doubt took it back to the suite to finish the deed. Oh and if they did have the sex on or near the piano, it wasn't the consummation. That had already taken place in the suite with the champagne, strawberries, and I Love Lucy.
I wouldn't say ALL of these are unrealistic, a lot of these positions are doable. Just depends really on how flexible you and your partner are, or what's comfortable, etc...I have to agree that the pool sex in Showgirls was the weirdest most unbelievable sex scene I've ever seen lol, makes me laugh honestly.
CDA Tech provides training and job placement assistance across a variety of careers. Contact us today to learn about the CDA Advantage.
Looking for a new career? Youve come to the right place.
Air Mixed Gas Commercial Diver Maritime Welding EMT DMT Our Programs.
*Underwater Welding Training at CDA Tech.
ROOM AND BOARD FOR MILITARY VETS.
CDA is proud to honor our vets. Thats why well waive both your registration fee and room and board when you attend CDA Technical Institute.*
*Restrictions apply, call for details.
After a successful career in the Army as an Army Ranger and Special Forces Combat Diver, CDA Technical Institute not only gave me a second-to-none education but they gave me the tools to be a successful, internationally-certified commercial diver! With CDAs education, the right attitude and the right work ethic you will be successful in this field!
Byron Beplay, AMGCD Program.
CDA Tech goes way past anyone’s expectations of a trade school. From the very first day this staff will be with you step-for-step making sure you feel exactly like family and helping you to succeed. I loved this school and everyone here. So take it from me: Come join the CDA Tech commercial diving family and be a part of this awesome industry!
Trey Lancaster, AMGCD Program.
I went to a trade school and got my welding certification and that was not enough. I found CDA technical Institute online and decided to become a Commercial Diver because of my love for the water. I had the best time going through CDA Technical Institute and I would definitely recommend this school to anyone looking for a career in Commercial Diving.
Brett Lamb, AMGCD Program.