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Jose Soto (1 hour ago)
He stole that joke from the movie Desperado,godd try.
Tony C (2 hours ago)
Quentin Tarantino is smiling 🙂
Anne Arteaga (3 hours ago)
Three best friends wanted to take a trip around the world. Two were pretty happy and didn’t mind flying. However the third one was scared and says what if the plane crashes how will our families know who we are. The First Lady says, I’m going to wear some hot pink pantries. The second lady says well I’m going to wear some fluorescent panties. The black lady says well I’m not going to wear any at all. The other two ladies gasped and say You’re not wearing any panties? The black lady says Hell No cause the black box is the first thing they look for!
Jesse Sanden (5 hours ago)
I always love this joke lol. Heard it when I was a kid by my GPA
A Baskin (5 hours ago)
Desperado - movie - this joke was told but differently
Mr Hutchinson (6 hours ago)
This was an old joke just told a different way. 👎🏾
John K Lindgren (6 hours ago)
*Kool! Hero my joke: “Why is 6 afraid of 7?” Watch YouTube clip and You’ll find out!* https://youtu.be/cFS0IUTF2rE
bghank Hernandez (6 hours ago)
F¥¢€ that was great 👍
mike oxlong (7 hours ago)
What does a who're and a door have in common. The more you slam them the looser they get
DreamKruzer Mendiola (7 hours ago)
A thief broke into my house 🏠 last night...he started searching for money,so I woke up and searched with him 😁😁
Ed Zepplin (7 hours ago)
How about this one..Do you know what's 12in and white???? Nothing..haha...or maybe what's long and Black??? the unemployment line, haha
Carlos Sierra (7 hours ago)
Lmao
Ed Zepplin (7 hours ago)
Did you hear about the Jewish kid who asked his dad for $20 dollars...his dad..replied ..$10.dollars what do you need with $5 dollars..see he jewed him down...just a joke
Chase Sutherland (7 hours ago)
Wtf, laughing for sure. Lol
XxSinfulDragon YT (8 hours ago)
Meh
Nic Kefgen (8 hours ago)
that's a good one
GEORGE SCOTT (10 hours ago)
Two best friends since birth—go 2 the desert—one gets bit by a rattler while he’s taking a wiz—they’re miles from town however the best friend runs to town to discover the doctors to buzy to help-so he tell him he must cut the member & n suck out the poison—he arrives bac @ camp & his BEST FRIEND since birth asked—what did the doctor say—he said you’re going 2 die
SirGeorge53 (10 hours ago)
That is a good one. It's an old one but a good one. Here's another old one and may be better than the pissing joke. The definition of an overbite is when you're eating pussy and it tastes like shit.
Matt gaming (11 hours ago)
Yasss
GEORGE SCOTT (11 hours ago)
Lmao
Scott McKenzie (11 hours ago)
Now.....That’s Funny!!!
Charles Neuhauser (12 hours ago)
Same joke told in Dusk Till Dawn.
Lalo G (12 hours ago)
I liked because of the comments
Larry Nichols (14 hours ago)
That joke was on the movie Desperado told by Quinton Tarantino in the movie still a great joke
Elite Tiling Uk (14 hours ago)
That’s great
Ash 123 (15 hours ago)
A horse, a skipping rope and a Nintendo 64 walk into a KFC, The horse says give me some pop cornchicken and a diet coke, The skipping rope say's just give me some fries and the nintendo 64 say's give me a 3 piece and a soda and ill just glide outta here.
Cali Farmer (16 hours ago)
Desperado rip off
Jordan Viera (19 hours ago)
Four gay guys go to a bar they realize there isn’t enough seats for them there is only one bar stool instead of leaving and going to another bar with more seats what do they do? Turn the barstool upside down now they all can sit together
hjw4b3g (21 hours ago)
You are a great story teller! That was fun 😊
Nevaeh Star Rojas (1 day ago)
Heard before. Heard different versions. Old joke... Yawn...
Soul Nemesis (1 day ago)
The dude telling the joke makes it 10x funnier, great guy! 😁👍
John Mulkerin (1 day ago)
That was great 😂
Chuck Ragland (1 day ago)
One time a millionaire who was a fan of the wild west was going on vacation and wanted to hire a famous artist to paint a mural on the wall of his den. When the artist gets there he tells him " I want a picture of Custer's last stand, but I don't want the same ol same ol, I want a picture of what Custer's last words were, do you think you can do that? The artist thinks for a minute and says " yes! I think I can do that!" So the millionaire leaves and comes back 2 weeks later and the artist runs out and said " I'm glad you're back I just got done and can't wait for the great unveiling!" So they go to the den and the wall has a curtain on it and the artist pulls the string and the curtains part and the millionaire sees that is a picture of Indians having a orgy in a field with god looking down from heaven, and he said " that's not what I asked for! I said I wanted a picture of Custer last words not this!" And the artist says " this IS it! I figured Custer's last words were " Jesus Christ! Look at all the f***en Indians!"
Mr18Toes Down (1 day ago)
That was hilarious 😂
Aroha Gerrard (1 day ago)
😂😂😂😂I love the jokes in the comments 💯💖💖💖👍👊💕
Full Mind (1 day ago)
LMFAO !!!!!!!!!!
NayZ Way Vlogs (1 day ago)
I cant stop telling this joke. I love ir.
mrsniper247 (1 day ago)
Desperado
Juan Baltazar (1 day ago)
Not funny
Melba Wells (1 day ago)
Hilarious
Hilarious but who has this kind of cash to just be throwing out on these kind of bets lol
trev & shane (1 day ago)
Stole that shit off the beggining ot desperado the movie 100%
Peppa pig (1 day ago)
👍👍👍👍👍
Glenn Verdeyen (1 day ago)
Good one my friend 👊✌
Ricky Parker (1 day ago)
A black man and a Asian man sat by each other on the bus to work every day and every morning the Asian guy was sniffing his fingers saying ooh la la ooh la la and after about a week of this the black man said to the Asian guy hey brother why you always sniffing your fingers saying ooh la la? And the Asian guy said every morning I head off to work I finger my wife. Damn! Said the black man I gots to try this so the next morning on his way out he said bend over baby and went boink! And headed on his way. On the bus the Asian man was sniffing his fingers again saying ooh la la ooh la la so the black man sniffed his fingers too and said ooh god damn baby you need to wash your ass!
Jaqen H'ghar (2 days ago)
A woman walks up to a man in the grocery store and says, "Is your name Tim Thomas?" The man replies, Yeah my name's Tim Thomas, how can I help you?" The woman says, "You're the father of one of my children!" Mr. Thomas chokes a little bit and says "WHAT?!?" She says excitedly, "You're the father of one of my children!" He thinks for a minute and says, "Oh yeah, a year and a half ago at that bachelor party, you shoved that celery up my ass and we screwed every which way, hell I even wiped my dick off on your dress! Right?" She looks mortified and says, "No Mr. Thomas, I'm your son's 5th grade teacher at Our Lady of the Holy Trinity..."
Nubian Princess (2 days ago)
Don’t think I’m hating
Nubian Princess (2 days ago)
I didn’t get the joke sorry it’s not that funny but you areA great person don’t think I paid
B H (2 days ago)
BB King's wife wishes to surprise him for his coming birthday so she gets a tattoo on her ass. Each cheek of her butt has BIG letter ''B'' as for BB BB King comes home drunk and his wife jump in front of him then she bends over and lifts her skirt and yell SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The BB King look at her ass hardly standing on his legs and with a drunken voice, he asks his wife ;; ''''WHO- THE -FUCK- IS - B O B '''''
Joel Dodson (2 days ago)
That be funny
Dan d (2 days ago)
The original joke was told by quinten tarentino in the movie desperado.
Vigilante Jake (2 days ago)
There was a crowd gathered at the bridge looking down at the river where there's a woman in the water gaping for breath. Someone should help her but all at still and suddenly a guy jumped and into the water and saved the woman. Everyone is amazed by the heroic stunt and they applause the guy when he came back. The guy was mad and shouted at the crowd "Who pushed me ?
Miss Kat (2 days ago)
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and he reallllllllly wanted something but his dad told him no because they didn't have enough money- ok ill stop.
Victoria Pyke (2 days ago)
I've heard this before but it was with a bartender lol
PUNISHER _winz (2 days ago)
Not funny clickbait
Nikka83smith (2 days ago)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 🌹🌹😂🌹🌹 NOW THAT'S FUNNY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! GOOD ONE!
Omg my uncle told this joke a when I was 9 and it’s been my favorite since
jasonmushersee (2 days ago)
jesus said if a blind man follows another blind man they'll both fall
Roy Thomas (2 days ago)
Guy goes into a hotel to check in and says I want The porn in my room disabled and the lady says we only have regular porn you sick bastard
Joel Stromberg (2 days ago)
Weak joke dude. You stole that shit from Robert Rodriguez lol
VetteguyC6 (2 days ago)
A hot dog walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve food here".
rocky jaydog (2 days ago)
Tyrone shows up at work wearing a tuxedo. His co-worker asks " Hey Tyrone, why you wearing that Tuxedo?" Tyrone says: well I went to the doctor and he told me I was impotent . So if Im impotent I wants to look impotent.
VIG MINITAUR (2 days ago)
i like the bar version of that joke better.
Terry Crews (2 days ago)
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
Mark G (2 days ago)
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
J J Hernandez (3 days ago)
I hung up as soon as he said the irs called cmon them people don't call they take your shit
zexxy (3 days ago)
Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt
Stephen Birks (3 days ago)
Tarrentino told in a pub !
Alex Nikiforov (3 days ago)
That's funny
tfsprint100 (3 days ago)
Quentin says it best in the bar to Cheech in the movie ‘DESPERADO.’
Frankie Torres (3 days ago)
Sounds like the joke almost similar to the movie Desperado with Antonio Banderas! Wonder if he got it from there and made it into his own!?
Dave Ellmaker (3 days ago)
Two cowboys were riding fence when they came upon an unfortunate goat that had gotten its head stuck between the wires of the fence. The first cowboy jumped off his horse dropped his pants, and started humping the poor animal. The whole time the second cowboy is whooping and hollering. When the first cowboy gets done, he turns to the second cowboy, grins, and says, "How about you... do you want a go?" The second cowboys excitedly shouts "Do I ever!!!!", jumps off his horse.... and sticks his own head in the fence.
yennev (3 days ago)
Good One
TheMongolat (3 days ago)
An irish man walks in to a bar. And the irish guy wins the joke!
Cheryl Baker (3 days ago)
Thanks, not many jokes make me laugh out loud. This one did!!!!
Aaron Woods (3 days ago)
That was some funny shit lmao
ChannelTV (3 days ago)
😂😂😂 that’s actually really good
Denny (3 days ago)
good joke but its was orignally in the film desparado :D
mikjon67 (3 days ago)
Now why do I see Quentin Tarantino tell this joke to a barman??? 🤔🤔🤔🤔
bonzo1200 goTrump (3 days ago)
Priceless
Malik Ahmad (3 days ago)
Thx
Jae Batla (4 days ago)
LMAOFF
Mattie The Nerf Guy (4 days ago)
3 Men On A Cliff And A Genie appears. "Jump off this ledge make a wish and it shall be granted to You." 1st guy jumps says I wish I was back at home that I divorced my wife and had as many ladies and beer as I wanted. So the guy disappears wish granted. 2nd Guy jumps says I wish I was a bird and could transform into anything to deal with my problems. The guy turns into a bird and flys away. 3rd Guy runs says I wish I was......trips over a rock and tumbles of the edge yells SHIT And Lands as A Pile Of Shit
Quinten Puckett (4 days ago)
That's a good joke Sir
DJ SLOW (4 days ago)
The 1st eye wasnt his own. Irs too stupid to know the difference.
Robert Pradella (4 days ago)
Hahahaha! Love it!!
Arne Hovind (4 days ago)
A man is speeding to get to work on time. Once he gets to the bridge he passes every day he sees a cop who has his speed radar gun aimed right at him. Fuck. The cop quickly turns his siren on and pulls the man over. Cop: "Is there a reason you were speeding today, sir?" Man: "Yes officer, it is very important that I am not late for work today.." Cop: "What is it that you do that is so important?" Man: "I am a rectum stretcher." Cop, a little interested in what the man just told him: "What in the Hell does a rectum stretcher do!?" Man: "Well I start with just one finger then stretch until I can fit a few more. Then, I continue stretching it until a can get my whole hand in there and then I keep going so it is a foot tall, then 2 feet and so on until I finally get it to about 6 feet tall." Cop, now completely baffled by the man: "What the fuck would you do with a six foot tall asshole!?" Man: "I would give him a radar gun and stick him at the end of a bridge so he can make people even more late for work."
Mikey Wu Wu (4 days ago)
Lol
MrJeep75 (4 days ago)
Mr patato head do exist
Bruce Miller (4 days ago)
Movie "Desperado" had something like this.
Michael Mellon (4 days ago)
Good one.
Bonus Baby (5 days ago)
0:44 I know he said, "lawyer". But it sounded like, "liar". Pretty much the same thing I guess.
Dabi (5 days ago)
Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt
Tino Pacino (5 days ago)
😂👍
Randall Villanueva (5 days ago)
20 yr old joke still makes me laugh
George Walley (5 days ago)
ABORT UBUMYA.
Christopher Johnson (5 days ago)
He got this from the movie desperado
Gold Whisperer (5 days ago)
Remember when you were a little kid and you would blow bubbles in the bath? Bubbles is out of Jail now and he wants to come and see you.
Gold Whisperer (5 days ago)
A woman is walking home with her 3 daughters. The eldest daughter turns to her and asks, "Mummy, how did I get my name?" "Well sweetie, when we were bringing you home from the hospital, a rose petal landed on your head! So that's why we named you Rose.” The second daughter, now curious, asks the same question. "Well darling, when we were bringing you home from the hospital, a lily petal landed on your head! So that's why we named you Lily." The third looks up and says "dEr DerPpa Der Pa Derrrrr." The mother looks down and said, "Shut up Brick"
Gold Whisperer (5 days ago)
I went to the doctors recently He said: “Don’t eat anything fatty” I said: “What, like bacon and burgers?” He said, “No. fatty don’t eat anything.”

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