Do you know what it’s like to be the butt of every joke?
While you all sit around and get your ego stroked?
But they fans, they laugh, the memes are everywhere
Fuck Mathas! Clutch Felon! Everyone beware!
And listen: we just witnessed the death of the greatest ring leader,
A Baer went to town on that shiny bald crown and now,
They’re tweeting it out, They scream and they shout,
They couldn’t believe, what shit they were seein’,
“That was so mean”, but better watch out,
‘cause it’s time for me, to come on the scene.
Okay.. Here’s the thing Dan, I like you, man, and you’re a really good friend,
But that doesn’t mean, that I can’t be mean, to the almost winner, of BB 14,
I’ll buy you dinner, I’ll give you the cream, for your dessert, and hey,
Back on Twitter, I wasn’t bitter, I gave you chance,
I said in advance, I’m gonna be blunt, ‘cause I’m not you, I stab from the front,
Got shanked by Mathas, Whoops, there’s that screaming again,
“Call the Funeral Director!” they said, but they can’t, you’re dead.
I’d say it must be new to you, that you’re not used to losin’, you were,
The Big Brother 10 winner, caught the other house guests snoozin’, and the viewers,
They all choosin’ while they boozin’ ,you the one they chose, and hey, a new “celeb” arose.
But then I remember your glorious return to the house that started it all,
Fell short of the throne you had in your hand to a nerd or don’t you recall?
So run to your priorate while you can admire it and the subreddit savors your balls
The crusade has begun, and “Heresy” they sung, as they can’t stop their own gods fall
So, Dan, let’s give you something new
A tiny little taster of all that money that you blew
A citizen, in the stars, with a man that’s also slow
But unlike, Chris Roberts, I’m finished, Let’s Go.
Track: Sangria Sunset - Bonus Points
Edited and made in conjunction with: Dean Cutty
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